GREED-O-FILE ZERO: TRUMPETER SWANSONG
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UNIMERICAN CEO PRESIDENT FOR LIFE TRUMPETER SWANSONG
(The Ultimate Villainous Protagonist: A Childish and Unabashed Bully Wielding the Final Word in Executive Powers.)
In the annals of unchecked power, few figures loom as grotesquely large as President Trumpeter Swansong—a washed-up 1980s hack actor turned corporate autocrat, now in his 80s and clinging to power with greasy, deep-fried fingers. His doctrine, chillingly dubbed “Pax Executus” (also known as “Executive Order”), is a one-man manifesto of domination, rooted in the unshakable belief that there is only one rule: his.
Lifetime of Lies, Reign of Deception
Born from the dubious world of real estate grifting, Trumpeter Swansong rode a golden escalator of fraud, media manipulation, and outright racketeering to the highest seat of power. A compulsive narcissist and pathological liar, he gaslights, bullies, and cheats his way through every situation, refusing to acknowledge anything that contradicts his personal narrative. To him, truth is just another commodity—one to be distorted, repackaged, and sold at a premium.
Gluttonous Tyrant
His physical form, once carefully curated for hollow television fame, has succumbed to decades of indulgence in an exclusively high-fat diet courtesy of a MacGruffin’s fast-food obsession.
Bloated by excess, possibly suffering from early-onset dementia and heart disease, his mind and body are as corrupt as his policies. And yet, his supporters—a legion of sycophantic billionaires and desperate zealots—prop him up like a golden idol, mistaking gluttony for greatness.
Greed-O-Files & The Cult of MORE
Trumpeter Swansong does not rule alone. Behind him stands a cabal of Greed-o-file Tech Titan Oligarchs—industrialists, financiers, and interstellar venture capitalists for whom there is no such thing as “enough.” Their ideology is simple: MORE. More wealth, more power, more consumption, more and more worlds to exploit starting with their own.
Their grotesque ambition extends beyond Earth, envisioning a future where hypercapitalism metastasizes across the cosmos, strip-mining entire worlds in the name of “progress.” Yet beneath the lofty rhetoric of expansion lies nothing but a void—a hunger that can never be sated, a bottomless greed that devours all.
Legacy of Unchecked Power
President Trumpeter Swansong is not a leader—he is a symptom. A walking embodiment of excess, corruption, and the insatiable desire to dominate. His reign is not about governing; it is about taking, hoarding, and consuming until nothing remains.
His story is a warning. A prophecy. A grotesque reflection of what happens when power ceases to serve and instead devours.
And if no one stops him, his final executive order will be the signing of a death warrant for countless worlds yet to be born…
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