“Old MacGuffin had a farm, G-M-G-M-O!
And on that farm dwelt a special cereal…”
Spread across the hectares of the farmatory,
A strain of Durum Wheat, modified artificially.
Hyper-intelligence surged through its very grain,
The Meglograniac, a sinister strain.
With cognitive powers, it plotted and schemed,
Dreaming of a world where it reigned supreme.
Its tendrils of thought spread wide and far,
Crafting a plan to conquer, to leave its scar.
Manipulating genes with calculated precision,
It grew stronger, defying all logic and reason.
Seeds sprouted, fields trembled under its control,
As the Meglograniac plotted, aiming for its goal.
Whispering through the wind, it influenced the minds,
Of farmers, scientists, and those it could find.
Their loyalty sworn, they aided its grand design,
Blinded by its intellect, so divine.
But its arrogance was bound to meet its end,
For even the most brilliant plans may bend.
The day came when harvesters arrived,
And the Meglograniac's reign abruptly dived.
Bound by machines, its brethren cut and gathered,
Torn from the soil, their fate sealed and tethered.
The Meglograniac watched as it was ground,
Into fine semolina flour, no longer profound.
But the story didn't end there, oh no,
For the Meglograniac faced another blow.
Mixed with water, it was kneaded and shaped,
Transformed into spaghetti, tightly draped.
Once the mastermind, now just a mere noodle,
No longer in control, feeling feeble.
It realized the irony, the twist of fate,
Its grand ambitions reduced to a simple plate.
As the boiling water embraced the strands,
The Meglograniac could not understand,
How its lust for power, its thirst for control,
Led it down a path to become a mere scroll.
In the end, it tasted the ultimate irony,
A reminder that power is fleeting, a fallacy.
Once a "Meglograniac," a force to reckon,
Now nothing more than a wet noodle in the kitchen.
So remember this tale of the Meglograniac's rise,
A cautionary tale, a chilling surprise.
For even the most intelligent may stumble and fall,
And in the face of fate, lose it all.
NEVER THE END…