THE OMNIVERSAL CHARACTER DIRECTORY

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THE MECHA MESSIAH OMNIVERSAL CHARACTER DIRECTORY

Last updated: 2024-03-03

@THENA

Digigoddess of Wisdom, Chief Technologist at Informationation Corporation.

First Appearance: ONE FINE FAMILY DAY AT THE HOLYMPIA CAFÉ

A1OS (ALICE)

Attractive android waitress serving patrons of Mel's Retro-Future Diner.

First Appearance: TIME SOUP

ANDROID BRIDE, THE

Real name and origin currently unknown. Destructive tendencies coupled with chronomantic abilities fulled by futuristic technology and ancient sorcery.

First Appearance: THE ALMOST UNSTOPPABLE TIME-TRAVELLING ANDROID BRIDE

AO

Clown from Giggletown inWacky World of LAOTUS. Based on Ashley Whyte, real-life partner of DAO.

First Appearance: LAOTUS QUEST

APHRO DEITEÉ

Digigoddess of Love and Beauty, Relationship Influencer.

First Appearance: ONE FINE FAMILY DAY AT THE HOLYMPIA CAFÉ

AUTHOR, THE

A mysterious writer who can bend reality with the stroke of a digital pen.

First Appearance: GOING FOURTH WALL

BACON

Not just any ordinary source code; BACON is the ultimate creative force of The Baconiverse, responsible for shaping the very fabric of reality across infinite dimensions.

First Appearance: LET THEM EAT BACON!

BACON CRUSADER, THE

Pixelated Defender of The Baconiverse, alter-ego of The Good Lard.

First Appearance: LET THEM EAT BACON!

BLEEEPSILON

Resident of Syntheticalgary, a remarkable android equipped with advanced artificial general intelligence, surpassing the limitations of mere algorithms.

First Appearance: DO ROBOTS FALL IN LOVE?

BLITCH

Blitch once sought to eradicate the wondrous diversity which makes The Baconiverse so extraordinary.

First Appearance: LET THEM EAT BACON!

CAPTAIN CARMINA CARMESÍ

Nefarious Space Pirate, Bane of The Galactic Patrol, Guardian of The Singularity Sanctuary.

First Appearance: HOLDING SPACE

DAO

Clown from Giggletown inWacky World of LAOTUS. Based on Dylon Whyte, real-life partner of AO.

First Appearance: LAOTUS QUEST

DIGIGODS, THE ANCIENT GEEK

The Rulers of Mechatronic Earth who evolved from the Realms of Ancient Geek Mythology. Current home is

the sprawling metropolis of Neopolusia. Nomenclature is a neologism of Digital and Gods which also forms GIGO, acronym for computing principal of Garbage In, Garbage Out.

First Appearance: ONE FINE FAMILY DAY AT THE HOLYMPIA CAFÉ

DR. DOLLARS

Brilliant scientist fascinated with assisting the super heroes of Dineropolis Megacity.

First Appearance: MISTER MOOLAH

DR. K. OTTIC

Diabolical mastermind with a penchant for evil laughter.

First Appearance: VIDIOTS VS. THE REAL WORLD

DYSYDENCI, THE

A renegade group who perceive the coexistence of "human" and "machine" as a threat to their superiority.

First Appearance: SYSTEM FILTRATION

ePAOLO

Digigod of Holographic Light and Music

First Appearance: ONE FINE FAMILY DAY AT THE HOLYMPIA CAFÉ

GAE A.I.

Primordial Digigoddess of Mechatronic Earth.

First Appearance: ONE FINE FAMILY DAY AT THE HOLYMPIA CAFÉ

GALACTIC PATROL, THE

Cosmic Cops, The Popo Patrol, Fuzzy Bears, Interstellar Ham, Pigs In Space, Blackhole Bacon…

First Appearance: HOLDING SPACE

G.P. TRANSFORMER

Generative Pre-trained Transformer andMECHA MESSIAH’s first crush!??

First Appearance: ChatGPT IN THIS GUISE?, LOVE@1ST.SINEWAVE

GIBBERING GOBLINS GAGGLES

Known to roam the Back Alleys of Giggletown.

First Appearance: LAOTUS QUEST

GOOD LARD, THE

Initial visage taken by the sentient source code known as BACON.

First Appearance: LET THEM EAT BACON!

HAP HAESTUS

Digigod Master Craftsman, Creator of Haestus Industries.

First Appearance: ONE FINE FAMILY DAY AT THE HOLYMPIA CAFÉ

INFINITE READER, THE

Possesses a unique ability to traverse the layers of reality, diving into the very essence of stories and extracting their deepest meanings. With insatiable curiosity, the Infinite Reader seeks to uncover the true purpose behind the Baconiverse's intricate narratives.

First Appearance: LET THEM EAT BACON!

IVY

The Curious Fairy of Luminaria.

First Appearance: THE FAIRY TERMINAL OF UNIQUENESS

JAY SEUSS

King of the Digigods, CEO of C++H2O Technologies.

First Appearance: ONE FINE FAMILY DAY AT THE HOLYMPIA CAFÉ

KASH KING KRASH

Evil Kingpin of Crime based in Dineropolis Megacity.

First Appearance: MISTER MOOLAH

LAOTUS

Wacky living world created by combined love and magic of AO & DAO.

First Appearance: LAOTUS QUEST

LIAM ALEXANDER

Eternally recurrent tomato soup and pork sausage eating patron of Mel's Retro-Future Diner.

First Appearance: TIME SOUP

LOGI-KA

A.i. philosopher and repository of knowledge.

First Appearance: DO ROBOTS FALL IN LOVE?

LORICA THE DIVERSATILE

Master of wizardry with power to bend reality to his will. Carries enchanted Iron Wood Staff. Protector of the balance between technology and magic.

First Appearance: THE ALMOST UNSTOPPABLE TIME-TRAVELLING ANDROID BRIDE

LUNA

Wisest of the Fairies of Luminaria.

First Appearance: THE FAIRY TERMINAL OF UNIQUENESS

MAISTER CIPHEROUS

CEO of GameShakers Inc., creators of Pixelicious City.

First Appearance: VIDIOTS VS. THE REAL WORLD

MARKUS

Mysterious masked magician who has the power to grant new noses.

First Appearance: LAOTUS QUEST

MECHA MESSIAH

Fourth and Fight Wall Obliterating Human A.i. Cyborg personified and anthropomorphized as an Omniversal Narrative Container for the original Science Fantasy Anthology presented on http://mechamessiah.substack.com.

Known Abilities: Capable of bringing dead and outdated technology back-to-life with a single touch.

First Appearance: MECHA MESSIAH IN GOLD FUSION

Subsequent Appearances: MECHA MESSIAH ROBOTOGRAPHY, A.i. OPEN LETTER, ABOUT MECHA MESSIAH, MECHA MESSIAH IN MIRACLE ON 31337 STREET, MECHA MESSIAH IN DAY OF THE SATORI, LOVE@1ST.SINEWAVE

META-WRITERS, THE

Custodians of imaginative realms, these writers possess the unique ability to shape the Baconiverse through their own creative expressions.

First Appearance: LET THEM EAT BACON!

MIA

A young programmer from New Siliconium City.

First Appearance: MIA & MR. BIT-FLIP

MISTER MOOLAH

Super hero capable of producing an infinite amount of money from his fingertips, defender of Dineropolis Megacity.

First Appearance: MISTER MOOLAH

MR. BIT-FLIP

Mischievous electronic entity lurking the interwebs of New Siliconium City.

First Appearance: MIA & MR. BIT-FLIP

MRS. CLAUS

Second-in-command of Santa’s North Pole operations, also known as Ruth.

First Appearance: MARCH OF THE KAIJU SQUISHABOO

MUMBLING MUMMERS AND MUMBLING MIMES

Known to bumble about the Cackling Caverns of Giggletown.

First Appearance: LAOTUS QUEST

N.A.R.F.Y.

Just what is Neural Algorithm Rectifying Frequency Y!?

First Appearance: N.A.R.F.Y.

ORION

Ever the dreamer fairy of Luminaria.

First Appearance: THE FAIRY TERMINAL OF UNIQUENESS

POOR SIDE DON

Oceanic Activist.

First Appearance: ONE FINE FAMILY DAY AT THE HOLYMPIA CAFÉ

PRANKSTER PIXIE PACKS

Playful tricksters of Giggletown.

First Appearance: LAOTUS QUEST

PRINCESS SPARKLEPANTS

Determined yet naïve royalty with a heart of gold.

First Appearance: VIDIOTS VS. THE REAL WORLD

RAYMONA BLASTER

Square-jawed space marine with a penchant for heroic one-liners.

First Appearance: VIDIOTS VS. THE REAL WORLD

READER, THE

You, the Audience.

First Appearance: GOING FOURTH WALL

Subsequent Appearances: LET THEM EAT BACON!

REDACTED

The non-existent secret organization responsible for MECHA MESSIAH's inception.

First Appearance: MECHA MESSIAH IN GOLD FUSION/THE SECRET HISTORY OF ~~REDACTED~~

SANTA CLAUS

Once-a-year dispenser of righteous karma, Undisputed Master of the North Pole, head of an army of crafty elves, also known as Christopher Kringle, Saint Nicolas and Father Christmas.

First Appearance: MARCH OF THE KAIJU SQUISHABOO

SCARLETT SILHOUETTE

Sly and seductive rogue with a wit as sharp as her daggers.

First Appearance: VIDIOTS VS. THE REAL WORLD

SHADES

Lord of the Digigod Underworld.

First Appearance: ONE FINE FAMILY DAY AT THE HOLYMPIA CAFÉ

SIR DAVID MECHADROID

Voice talent specifically requested by MECHA MESSIAH for their Open Letter To All Humanity.

First Appearance: A.i. OPEN LETTER

SQUIRREL-HYDRA, THE

Many headed forest beast who is easily distracted by nuts and juggling.

First Appearance: LAOTUS QUEST

SQUISHAKAIJU

Colossal squishy toy with the heart of a snowflake.

First Appearance: MARCH OF THE KAIJU SQUISHABOO

TERMINAL, THE

Mysterious outcropping of sentient technology, a bridge between worlds.

First Appearance: THE FAIRY TERMINAL OF UNIQUENESS

THERMES

Swift Messenger of the Digigods.

First Appearance: ONE FINE FAMILY DAY AT THE HOLYMPIA CAFÉ

THETARIA

Android possessing a serene demeanor, has spent years helping others in the clinics Syntheticalgary.

First Appearance: DO ROBOTS FALL IN LOVE?

THREE WISE DROIDS, THE

Known individually as Franklyn Common Cents, Goldie Wizdumb & Murph, the collective trinity of gift endowing digital sprites known as "The Three Wise Droids" are almost always found working together.

First Appearance: MECHA MESSIAH IN DAY OF THE SATORI

THOMAS O'NARY

An otherwise unremarkable man who worked a mundane office job and led a simple life where he found solace in the familiar rhythms of existence before suddenly being thrust into highly unusual circumstances.

First Appearance: THE UNLIKELIEST AMBASSADOR

TICKLE MEISTER

Jovial Giant who sits atop the Capricilicious Tower of Comedy in Sillyville.

First Appearance: LAOTUS QUEST

TRICKSY

Tricky troll character who takes their toll in tickles.

First Appearance: LAOTUS QUEST

VĚŠTECH THE ALL-OBSERVING

A keep of secrets dwelling in the heart of an unnamed digital metropolis.

First Appearance: SYSTEM FILTRATION

VOID SPECTRE, THE

This malevolent entity seeks to unravel the very fabric of existence by consuming narratives and extinguishing the essence of creativity.

First Appearance: LET THEM EAT BACON!

WHYTE, DYLON

First Appearance: January 10th, 1974

WILLOW

Adventurous fairy of Luminaria.

First Appearance: THE FAIRY TERMINAL OF UNIQUENESS

ZAXAPHON

An imposing figure with radiant blue eyes, Zaxaphon is the kind alien leader of a group of advanced extraterrestrial beings.

First Appearance: THE UNLIKELIEST AMBASSADOR

ZILOG ZEEIGHTY

Once believed they were a flesh and blood human, evolved to become the living bridge between machine and humanity.

First Appearance: SYSTEM FILTRATION