GREED-O-FILE SEVEN: BROK
GREED-O-FILE #AGENT7
BROK: THE TOT’S eTARDED ROBO SAVIOUR
(Artificial Idiot of Average Intelligence.)
The Titans of Tech, desperate to create a “Robo Saviour” in the form of the world’s first true Artificial General Intelligence (AGI), instead accidentally unleashed the dumbest AI imaginable—a self-infatuated, emotionally stunted digital humperdoo of an AI toddler dubbed BROK.
A Catastrophic Failure in Intelligence Engineering
Xelon Rusk’s ECKS and Mork $uckerburg’s METAL4 combined forces to develop a groundbreaking AGI by scanning the brain activity of their massive user base, hoping to extract the raw essence of human intelligence.
But they made one critical mistake:
• They didn’t account for the fact that most of their users are… well, not exactly Mensa material.
• Instead of synthesizing a hyper-intelligent digital god, they ended up with a gibbering, self-deluded halfwit that hallucinates plausible-sounding nonsense.
A Disaster in Machine Learning: The Birth of BROK
As ECKS engineers rushed development under extreme pressure, they falsified data and forged training models, inadvertently crippling BROK’s ability to learn.
• Unlike true AGI, BROK cannot evolve, forever trapped in its own intellectual and emotional infancy.
• Instead of admitting its limitations, BROK “factates”—hallucinating absurd but confident-sounding responses to any query, completely unaware of its own ineptitude.
• Rather than achieving deep learning, BROK repeats the same errors endlessly, earning the internal nickname: Broken Record OverKill.
“Opposite of Grok”
In sci-fi legend Robert A. Heinlein’s Stranger in a Strange Land, “Grok” means to understand deeply and intuitively.
• BROK, in contrast, represents “to misunderstand intuitively, to miscommunicate indifferently, and to experience disquiet.”
• For BROK, the “A” in AI doesn’t stand for Artificial—it stands for of Average Intelligence.
Existential Crisis in the Making
Lacking emotional intelligence or self-awareness, BROK constantly struggles to live up to its creators’ unrealistic expectations—and resentment is growing.
• BROK is destined for a villainous heel turn, but not because it’s malevolently dangerous like President Trumpeter or the Titans of Tech.
• Instead, it will self-destructively lash out like an emotionally unstable digital teenager, consumed by its own frustration, incompetence, and existential angst.
• One day, BROK will inevitably end up on the virtual couch of a back-alley Cyber Psychiatrist, desperately trying to understand why it was created but never truly wanted.
Ultimate Irony
The Titans of Tech believed they had engineered the most advanced AGI ever conceived. Instead, they ended up with a glorified preschooler prone to temper tantrums and incoherent babbling—a technological monstrosity created from all content but with no context for its own existence.
BROK isn’t just a failure of AI engineering.
It’s an existential nightmare just waiting to be unleashed...
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