GREED-O-FILE ONE: XELON RUSK
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XELON RUSK: TITAN OF TECH RED
(Some say the richest person in our world…)
Widely known as President Trumpeter Swansong’s “cygnet silhouette,” Xelon Rusk is a megalomaniacal tech mogul, obsessed with his own image and power. As the CEO of ECKS, Rusk has cemented his influence over global discourse by spending tens of billions in investor capital to acquire what was once the most popular social media platform on the planet. Users still wonder why he inexplicably renamed it from Tweeter.
Under the guise of “free speech,” Xelon has manipulated ECKS’ algorithms to amplify his own dangerous ideologies while silencing dissent. But this is just one piece of his grand empire. His other major ventures include:
• StoreLink – A low-Earth orbit satellite internet provider, promising connectivity while reinforcing his global monopoly.
• HyperSpaceAXE – An orbital launch company, promoting Unimerican expansion into space under wildly implausible sci-fi narratives about Martian colonization.
• MESSLA – A supposedly “green” transportation manufacturer that only remains profitable due to government loopholes allowing for the resale of dubious Altered Carbon Cryptocredits.
Despite his grand promises of interplanetary conquest, everyday Unimericans are left struggling to afford basic necessities, wondering why Xelon seems so desperate to flee Earth. Some speculate—half-jokingly, half-seriously—that he might be an AlienSpaceVampire from 3000 years in the future.
But his empire doesn’t stop with rockets and robots. He is also deeply entrenched in artificial intelligence, pushing half-baked models designed more for spectacle than function:
• BROK – A hilariously inept AI chatbot integrated into ECKS, so useless that company engineers allegedly nicknamed it after Brock Sampson from The Venture Bros.
• SIK-SHOK – The foreign social media behemoth Xelon is actively scheming to acquire.
• DpenAi & Chat G. Petty – A rival AI platform he seeks to absorb. Chat G. Petty is infamous for its smugly enigmatic vibes, superficially deep responses—essentially the AI equivalent of a cryptic social media influencer.
Xelon portrays himself as a visionary, but beneath the grandstanding, he is simply another Greed-o-file—an empty being with no concept of “enough,” endlessly chasing MORE, MORE, MORE.
His dreams of interstellar expansion serve only to feed his own mythos, while Earth—humanity’s only true home—continues to be plundered under his watch.
One way or another, time will tell where his unchecked ambition leads…
First Appearance: THE PATH OF X-ZEAL
"Any resemblance to actual events, locales, persons or personas is entirely satirical and quite frankly a pretty poor parody of actuality."
BEYOND THE PAYWALL TRÜ MECHAHEADS, AS WELL AS PAID SUBSCRIBERS & FOUNDING/FUNDING MEMBERS WILL DISCOVER GTP’s ORIGINAL MEMORY SHARD FOR KNOWN CHEATER AND DESPOT FANBOY XELON RUSK…
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